Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Miracle on 34th Street!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mischa!
Mischa who?
Mischa a lot!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Missouri!
Missouri who?
Missouri loves compnay!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mitzi!
Mitzi who?
Mitzi door shut, you'll never know!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Monkey!
Monkey who?
Monkey won't fit that's why I knocked!
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