I followed the Tracks


One day an Aggie, a Lonhgorn, and a Baylor bear are hunting.
They each
are gonna go for a day.


The longhorn goes first. He leaves early in the morning. He
does not come
back until very late that night. He had a huge 12 point buck
with him.
The Baylorbear and Aggie ask him how he did it. He replied "
Simple, I
followed the tracks and... boom I hit him."


The Baylor Bear goes the next day day and the same thing
happens. A beautiful
12 point buck. The Aggie asks How did you do it. He replies
"Simple, I followed
the tracks and... boom I hit him.


The next day the Aggie goes. He leaves very early and doesn't
come back that night.
The Baylor bear and Longhorn think he probably just got got
tired and made a camp
somewhere. They figured he'd be back early in the morning.


Morning comes and sure enough he's there. The Aggie is standing
there all beat up and
has bruises all over his body. The Longhorn and Baylor bear are
curious and they ask what happened.
He says " I followed the tracks and... boom a train hit me!

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