Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Nun Attacked by Gorilla


Three nun's were touring the local zoo one sun...

He shouldn't have asked!


MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.
She wa...

Alexander and Kermit


What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Fro...

Milking Cow


A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar ge...

Do not let young Children read this


1. Clifford the big red dog is put to sleep

Close shave


A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While t...

Following directions for the mentally handicapped


An institution for the mentally ill arranged f...

Keep fit... die healthy.


What does a short sighted gynecologist and a d...

Heads and Tails


How is a dog's tail like the center of a tree?...

Bear in Bar


This bear goes into a bar and asks for a beer....

Dead Rabbit


This guy comes home from work one day to find ...

A tourist walked into a pet


A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looki...

Elephant Fart


Q. Whats the difference between an elephants f...

What do you call Jessica Winston?...


What do you call Jessica Winston?
Bessy ...

Ways to be annoying in computer labs


11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If any...

Redneck Computer Lingo


"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy...

Mayor of Spokane


Jim West, the mayor of Spokane, Washington, sa...

Protestant to Catholic conversion.


A protestant moved into a completely Catholic ...

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1. RE�NANSE TODAS LAS PERSONAS EN UN SOLO LUGA...

Have some more Acid...


Little old Mr. Ravelli is out on his front sto...

Locker room


There are several men sitting around in the lo...

Knock Knock 181


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turkey!
Turkey who...

3 Kinds of Bras


A man walked into the ladies department of a M...

Gooney Bird


After many years of marriage, a husband has tu...