Knock Knock 181


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turkey!
Turkey who?
Turkey, open door!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turnip!
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat it's cold in here!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Twig!
Twig who?
Twig or tweat!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Twyla!
Twyla who?
Twyla light of the Gods!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Typhoid!
Typhoid who?
Typhoid that song before!

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