One day there were three hunters. Their names were Bob, Zach, and Jason. One day Jason went out and came back with a huge deer. Zach and Bob were amazed and said," How did you do that?" Jason answered, "I followed the tracks, caught the deer with a rope, killed the deer with a knife, and brought it back."
The next day Zach went out and got an even bigger deer than Jason's! Jason and Bob were amazed and said,"How did you do that?" Zach answered,"I followed the tracks, caught the deer with a rope, killed the deer with a knife, and brought it back."
The next day Bob tried to catch an even better deer than Zach's. Later that day, a guy named Ed came and said,"Bob died." Zach and Jason asked,"How?" "Well according to the witnesses it's a very strange story. Bob was following the train tracks. When he saw some people and shouted,'has anyone seen a deer!' Then a train came and he threw a rope on it. The rope tied to a wheel. Next Bob tried to cut the train open with a knife and BOOM! He's dead.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.