Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

What type of wind is named after a young deer? ...

Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather?

Q: What's the difference between a horse and th...

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal h...

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mick...

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She hold...

Is it good to drink witch's brew?

Is it good to drink witch's brew? Yes, it's ver...

What did the witch say to the ugly toad?

What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd pu...

Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?

Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vu...

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A wo...

A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp.

A man was walking along a beach and stumbled ac...

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look lik...

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in ...

your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocod...

yo mama so nasty...

yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease r...

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at...

Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo.

Father and son standing outside the elephant's ...

A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian.

A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. Look...

The Crist family worked at a zoo.

The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year the...