Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task.
Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager youn...
Animal Jokes
Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar.
Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched i...
An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo that has become a significant tourist attraction.
An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Qu...
Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo.
Two young nuns having just been ordained were o...
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages An' whut animal would that be ?
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stop...
When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?
When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a s...
FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?
FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came...
You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you?
You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No...
Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name?
Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name? ...
Over-Caffeinated Kangaroo
Q: Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?
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So Much for Packing Light
Q: Why did the baby elephant need a new suitcas...
If Hippos Could Talk
Hippo 1: You look like you’re gaining weight.
H...
Astro Fish
Q: Where are fish in orbit?
A: In trout-er space
Elephant For Hire
Q: Why didn’t the elephant get the job he wante...
Hope You’re Not Lactose Intolerant
1. Q: If you have 15 cows and 5 goats what ...
The Hardest Working Chicken You’ll Ever Meet
Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!
Lazy birds
Q: Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
A: Becau...
Fishy Fitness
Q. Why are fish so good at watching their weigh...
Leopard Lunch
Q. What did the leopard say after finishing a d...
A Pork Sport
Q. Why shouldn't you play basketball with a pig...
Charging Bull
Q. What's the first thing you should do if a bu...
Shellfish Loans
Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
A. Th...
Confused Dolphin
Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
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Get a Buzz Cut?
Q. Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
A. Becaus...
Snail Fail
You would think that taking off a snail's shell...