Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream !

Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! ...

Waiter, there's a fly in my custard !

Waiter, there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetc...

Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak !

Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak ! They...

Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup !

Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup !...

Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !

Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's no...

Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !

Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you di...

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir, th...

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup !

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's th...

Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !

Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't ...

Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !

Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Ye...

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir...

Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?

Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice ...

Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !

Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't ...

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its...

Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !

Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worr...

Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !

Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my start...

Sir you haven't touched your custard.

Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just ...

CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler?

CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Su...

CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake?

CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tel...

CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float?

CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: ...

How do sheep keep warm in winter ?

How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central blea...

Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs, said Fred looking out of the kitchen window.

Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs, said Fred loo...

The U.S.

The U.S. has only three hurricane warning cente...

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

What type of wind is named after both a cat and...