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A man walks into...

A man walks into a bar, sits down in front of the bartender and looks...

Evaluating employees

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The Facts of Life:

THE FACTS OF LIFE The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen...

True Medical Stories

A man and woman hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody...

Great lines from...

1. I would not allow this employee to breed. 2. This associate is really...

French in Scotland

One cold December day, a French tourist in Scotland decided to find out if...

Tarzán a un ratón

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The physician

A physician walked into an antique store, and began to look around....

Men Can't Win

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race,...

Employee of the...

These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee...