One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, Why are you reading both those books? Well, said the orang-utang, I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother.
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