animal Jokes

animal Jokes

Knock Knock - Theresa who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa wh...

The "real story" of the three bears..


It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and th...

Moving Out from the Ex


She spent the first day packing her belongings...

Farm Trucks


Why Farm Trucks Are Never StolenThey have a ra...

Breeding


What do you get when you breed a cow and a
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Skipped Church Lately?


One day this Preacher decided that he would sk...

Is There a Santa Claus? An Engineering Analysis


As a result of an overwhelming lack of request...

Question: Why did the chicken run away from...

Question: Why did the chicken run away from hom...

Things learned from children...


Some things I've learned from my children:


S...

Buffalo in Wyoming

A woman was worried whether or not her dead hus...

Mother tells son how


"Mom, how did I get my name?" asked a boy "I n...

Sandwhichs at lunch time


There were three guys (black, white, mexican) ...

Rover the Brick


A policeman is walking down the road when he s...

Bad Taste


A guy opens his packed lunch that his wife mad...

Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035


Ozone created by electric cars now killing mil...

Pregnant Lady


One day a pregnant lady that was expecting tri...

Tell Two Horses Apart


A blonde bought two horses, and could never re...

Black Sheep


A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Af...

For Cat Lovers.


An aquarium is just interactive television for...

"I have a dilexic friend named "Bob" he spelles...


"I have a dilexic friend named "Bob" he spelle...

Ghost dog in bar


One night, after closing time a barman is sitt...

Bear in Bar

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender ...

Man can climb the highest mountain, swim the...


Man can climb the highest mountain, swim the w...

Reindeer Riddles

Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: No e...

New comers


Two women from england moved to America. They ...