You know you're from Canada when...

You know you're from Canada when... - You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. - You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. - The mosquitoes have landing lights. - You have more miles on your snowblower than your car. - You have 10 favourite recipes for bottled moose. - Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas. - You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground. - You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. - Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow. - You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons. - You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. - The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for local softball scores. - At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant. - The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun. - Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof. - You think the start of salmon fishing season is a national holiday. - You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck. - You know which leaves make good toilet paper. v - You find -40C a little nippy. - The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze. - You can play road hockey on skates. - You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction. - The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus. - You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Canadian friends.