[New Zealand today legalizes same-sex marriage, confirming conservative opponents' fear that bestiality with sheep would be a slippery slope to the redefinition of traditional marriage.](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-22184232)
[Australia could legalize artificial insemination for horses, which conservative opponents argued would be a secular and immoral threat to traditional, 'stable' , relationships between a stallion and a mare.]
(http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-04-16/australia-court-allows-horse-sex-rules-challenger-appeal.html)
[Two people were killed and 23 injured in Boston. All these sick jokes about the explosion I have seen online are really crossing the line though, unlike some participants, whom will never be able to, which was actually quite funny. So it goes.](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22160691)
[A black guy might be replacing Daniel Craig for the next Bond movie, which is great. But I cannot wait to see the next double-O seven say: "My name is Bond, Mohammad Bond."](http://news.sky.com/story/1077577/black-james-bond-brosnan-backs-colin-salmon)
[Tiger Woods was penalized with two additional strokes for his illegal ball drop. As a known sex maniac, Woods was reported to be retroactively seeking the additional strokes for his previous mishandling of other body parts.](http://espn.go.com/golf/masters13/story/_/id/9167230/2013-masters-tiger-penalized-2-strokes-ball-drop-15)
[Chris Brown was finally dumped by Rihanna after an intimate picture with a waitress surfaced. The waitress is reported to have said:"Very fine choice Sir, the meat you are ordering is very fresh, you don't have to tenderize it yourself."](http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/brown_gets_waitress_to_go_gr30D8mIi9w10I00dwXDoL)
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