So a jewish guy name shlomo wants to become christian, so he goes to the local church and asks the priest there to make him christian. so the priest starts ipping his head in the holy water and says "your name is not shlomo it is john." and he repeats it a bunch of times, and finally says "you are now a christian." ok, all fine and dandy.
it's the week of easter, and "john" sees he cant have any meat. so he goes to the shop looking for fish instead, but doesnt find any, so he buys some beef instead. the priest sees him walking home with the beef, and the next sunday when john went to church, after whatever christians do (i'm jewish, i dont know what you guys call your prayer system), the priest asks him "john, why did you have beef during easter? we dont eat meat on easter." so john answers, "oh, no, it's fine. i took a bowl of water, and started dipping the meat, saying:
"this is not beef, it's salmon."
"this is not beef, it's salmon."
"this is not beef, it's salmon."
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