Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from...
Salmon Jokes
Knock Knock 158
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Salmon!
Salmon who...
The Top 20 Fish Dirty Movie Titles
20> Deep Trout
19> Free Your Willy
1...
Seattle Thanksgiving Day
SEATTLE'S TURKEY DAY ETIQUETTE It's been 145 y...
You might be from the Northwest if...
You might be from the Northwest if you:
Feel ...
Puns (Will you ever forgive me?)
(or will I ever forgive myself?)They say that ...
Ethnic Fish
A group of biologists got together in hopes of...
Something Fishy Here!
LIFE UNDER THE SEA
What is life like under t...
Salmon Chanted Evening
A couple, hosting a dinner party, were interrup...
Pink or Salmon?
This guy at work argued with everybody that his...
A Grizzly has attacked a school! Four are dead!
Fortunately, the rest of the salmon are OK and ...
U should try the salmon in river styxs
Its too die for
If smoking is so bad for you
How come it cures salmon?
I had a dream
That the most beautiful plate of salmon with le...
The Pink Gorrilla
This is the story of the pink gorilla.
There's...
A man walk into a fishmongers with a salmon under his arm.
He is sweating, in a panic. He says to the man ...
What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?
The Bear Glare.
The Farmer in the Hospital (joke told to me in 1994 by Polish salmon fisherman John Haywood jr)
A weird hillbilly farmer ends up marrying the m...
Guy walks into a restaurant with his friend...
His friend ordered salmon and offered to him to...
So I was at a restaurant the last week and....
...we took some friends out to a new restaurant...
What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?
Salmon Manilla
Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?
He didnt use the main stream