A boy is at school

and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and
their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother.

"Mom", the boy asks, "What's a pussy?"

The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest
dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a
pussy."

The son then asks "What's a bitch?"

The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says,
"Son, this is a bitch."

The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching
television. The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a
pussy?"

The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out
his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a
circle around
the vagina and says "Son, this is a pussy."
The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about
asks "Then, what is a bitch?"

The dad replies, "That's everything outside the circle."