Wolf and rabbit.

Wolf: Haha, rabbit, I've got you and now I'm going to eat you!
Rabbit: Wait! Please give me a chance to live.
Wolf: Fine, what do you want.
Rabbit: I'll give you two riddles and if you can't solve a single one you have to let me go.
Wolf: Hah, I'll solve both of them, come on give me the first one.
Rabbit: Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my jaws. Linen cloth, quills, or sheets, my lust will rip them all to bits.
Wolf: Hmm... An ass!
Rabbit: Wrong! It's scissors!
Wolf: Dang it. Well come on give me the next one.
Rabbit: Filled with seeds. Hits the ground, Waits a while, Stands up straight, Stretches a mile.
Wolf: Oh I know! An ass!
Rabbit: Wrong again... It's an acorn.
Wolf: Well shit, fine, get out of here before i change my mind
The rabbit ran away.
The wolf was sad and suddenly ran across a bear.
Wolf: Hey bear, your not gonna believe this. The rabbit just tricked me with his riddle and ran away.
Bear: What was the riddle?
Wolf: No Linen quills, cloth, or sheets, an ass filled with mile long acorn seeds!
Bear: What the fuck was the answer!?
Wolf: FUCKING SCISSORS!