Nothing Says I love you like a Dick in the Ass

Your feline embrace upon my rod of seduction,
Harboring like a fugitive my tool of reproduction,
I have something to teach you, join my master class,
cause nothing says I love you like a dick in the ass.

An unexplored tunnel that you dare not open,
There's parts of your body you dont mind me groping,
If you grant me access to this tunnel of love,
I can grant you feelings from the heavens above.

Lying on your back, to me this feels so standard,
Let me flip you over I wont leave you stranded.
I promise ill be gentle I wont go to fast,
cause nothing says I love you like a dick in the ass.

If it gets to rough and you've had enough,
We can go back to oldschool, ill explore your muff
but if you really like me, you will give me a pass,
cause nothing says I love you like a dick in the ass.

When all is said and done and the jobs been finished,
All chances of pregnancy, now have been diminished,
No use for contraception, just lies of deception,
I sure as hell don't love you and we didn't use protection.

Now that you've been tricked, you probably feel sick,
And no doubt in your mind, you think that I'm a prick.
I'm sitting here laughing, the gaping walls spread so vast,
I never even loved you, but put my dick in your ass.