While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation.

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation. Cowboy: Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him? Indian: Dog no talk. Cowboy: Hey dog, how's it going? Dog: Doin' alright. Indian: Look of shock. Cowboy: Is this Indian your owner? Pointing at the Indian. Dog: Yep. Cowboy: How does he treat you? Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play. Indian: Look of disbelief. Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse? Indian: Horse no talk. Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going? Horse: Good. Indian: Extreme look of shock. Cowboy: Is this your owner? Pointing at the Indian. Horse: Yep. Cowboy: How does he treat you? Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me. Indian: Complete look of utter amazement. Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep? Indian: Sheep liar.