Apologize if this one has been told before:
A farmer, drunk and angry, storms into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife, reading in bed, puts down her book at looks up at him.
With a growl in his voice, the farmer yells, "See this? This is the FAT, UGLY, DISGUSTING pig I have to sleep with whenever you say you're 'not in the mood'.
The wife looks up at her drunk husband and with a sneer replies, "You stupid ass, that's not a pig, that's a sheep"
The farmer snaps back "I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!"
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