A drunken man was dreaming that he had died and was reincarnated on Earth as a chicken. He started to feel heavy so he tried to lay an egg. He pushed and pushed then pop he laid his first egg then his second. He was just pushing out his 3rd when his wife yelled "James your shitting the bed".
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