Little Jimmy was visiting his grandparents one day and noticed grandpa was getting ready to go fishing and asked if he could come with.
"Can your dick reach around to your ass?" asked grandpa.
"Well, no, it can't" said jimmy.
"Well then sorry squirt, you can't go".
Grandma saw how sad jimmy was that he couldn't go so told him to come inside and they'd make some cookies.
A little later grandpa came back from fishing and saw the cookies. "Ooh, those look great, can I have some?"
"Can your dick reach around to your ass?" asked jimmy.
"Why yes, it can" said grandpa.
"Then go fuck yourself old man, these are mine."
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