Dave starts butchering, and Bob says he'll be right back after he takes a dump. He walks into the trees, and hangs his butt over a log. About twenty minutes later, Dave realizes Bob is napping on his crapper, and decides to play a joke. He slips around his friend, and dumps some bloody deer intestines under Bob's ass. The he goes back to butchering, and hollers for Bob to hurry it up. He hears Bob getting up, and then "Holy hell!"
Dave chuckles and expects Bob show up a minute later. But a minute turns into several, and when Bob finally wanders out, he looks like death. Dave says, "You okay over there?"
In a trembling voice, Bob replies, "I... I shit out my guts. But with the help of God and a big stick, I got 'em all back in."
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