What type of candy do you buy for a comedian?
...Snickers
What type of candy do you buy for a happy horse owner?
...Jolly Rancher
What type of candy do you buy for a rap star?
...M&Ms
What type of candy do you buy for a divorced wife with no prenup?
...100 Grand
What type of candy do you buy for hasidic wasps?
...JewJewBees
What type of candy do you buy for study group?
...Nerds
What type of candy do you buy for breast enhancement surgery?
...Mounds
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What type of candy do you buy for your horny incestuous dad for fathers day?
...Blow Pops!
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