He's minding he's own business trying to pull some fish out, and nothing . ''Maybe there's no fish here'' or ''Maybe they're all gone'' he says to himself . 3 hours went by and still nothing.
Suddenly a woman appears with only a stick and a line , sits down and throws the line to the right, 3 seconds later she gets a fish .
The man can't believe himslef but thinks ''begginers luck'', and says nothing. The woman collects the fish and again throws the line to the right and 2 seconds later gets another fish. The man thinks ''its just impossible but ok'' and he keeps waiting. The woman collects her fish and again throws the line to the right and 1 second later SHE GETS ANOTHER FISH . The guy can't take it anymore and ask her:
''I'm here for 3 hours and i can't get any fish, you are here for 6 seconds and get 3 fish, what's your big secret ?? Is it bait ? line? Your stick? WHAT?''
''It's very simple sir. When i wake up i check my husband's dick, if the dick points to the right i'll throw my line to the right, if it points to the left i'll throw my line to the left, works everytime''
''Hum i see... And when the dick points up, where do you throw your line? To the sky ? '' he says.
''When my husbands dick points to the sky, i won't be here fishing ;)''
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