You know, for safety reasons. Swerving endangers everybody around you.
So, I was driving one day, and all of a sudden, a dog jumps out of nowhere and runs across the road! Luckily, i somehow manage to miss him.
I had to chase the fucking thing across a field for 15 minutes before i could hit it.
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