So a guy walks into an emergency room complaining about a pain in his ass. A nurse takes him into a room, checks his ass out, and notices a bunch of miniature horse figures shoved up his asshole. Not the worst she's seen, takes them out and gives the guy some pain meds. A moment later the doctor walks in and asks what's wrong with the patient. Nurse says " don't worry doctor he's stable"
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