One day, St. Peter descends from the sky and say to the statues, "Since you've been patiently waiting all these years, you will be granted a half hour of life to do with as you please." As soon as they come to life, the man and woman give each other a knowing glance and hurry off into the nearby bushes. The leaves rustle and St. Peter hears the couple giggling with interspersed grunting. After several minutes, the man and woman emerge from the bushes with an air of satisfaction. "You still have 20 minutes left," says St. Peter "Would you like to continue?" They shrug and the woman turns to the man and says, "Okay, this time you hold the pigeon down, and I'll shit on its head."
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