What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

The parrot

A guy walks into a bar. He sees a parrot dancing on a cake tin. He asks the...

Q: What happens...

Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally? A: It gets 'toad'.

A man walks onto...

... He has a dead rabbit under each arm. The stuardess turns: "I'm sorry,...

Whats the only...

She won't swallow

What did the...

Net fish and krill

Q: What happens...

Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally? A: It gets 'toad'.

A man walks onto...

... He has a dead rabbit under each arm. The stuardess turns: "I'm sorry,...

Whats the only...

She won't swallow

What did the...

Net fish and krill

RATS!

Miss Lippy, a first grade teacher, decides on an introductory spelling...

A man walks onto...

... He has a dead rabbit under each arm. The stuardess turns: "I'm sorry,...

Whats the only...

She won't swallow

What did the...

Net fish and krill

RATS!

Miss Lippy, a first grade teacher, decides on an introductory spelling...

Ole goes hunting

Ole was hunting geese in Northern Wisconsin. He leaned his old 12 gauge...

Whats the only...

She won't swallow

What did the...

Net fish and krill

RATS!

Miss Lippy, a first grade teacher, decides on an introductory spelling...

Ole goes hunting

Ole was hunting geese in Northern Wisconsin. He leaned his old 12 gauge...

The husband was...

The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the...

What did the...

Net fish and krill

RATS!

Miss Lippy, a first grade teacher, decides on an introductory spelling...

Ole goes hunting

Ole was hunting geese in Northern Wisconsin. He leaned his old 12 gauge...

The husband was...

The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the...

Old Man and the Frog

An old man is walking down the road when he hears something call out to him....

RATS!

Miss Lippy, a first grade teacher, decides on an introductory spelling...

Ole goes hunting

Ole was hunting geese in Northern Wisconsin. He leaned his old 12 gauge...

The husband was...

The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the...

Old Man and the Frog

An old man is walking down the road when he hears something call out to him....

The old west..A...

The chief of the tribe ruled against the cowboy for killing a member of the...

Ole goes hunting

Ole was hunting geese in Northern Wisconsin. He leaned his old 12 gauge...

The husband was...

The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the...

Old Man and the Frog

An old man is walking down the road when he hears something call out to him....

The old west..A...

The chief of the tribe ruled against the cowboy for killing a member of the...

The husband was...

The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the...

Old Man and the Frog

An old man is walking down the road when he hears something call out to him....

The old west..A...

The chief of the tribe ruled against the cowboy for killing a member of the...

Old Man and the Frog

An old man is walking down the road when he hears something call out to him....

The old west..A...

The chief of the tribe ruled against the cowboy for killing a member of the...

The parrot

A guy walks into a bar. He sees a parrot dancing on a cake tin. He asks the...

The old west..A...

The chief of the tribe ruled against the cowboy for killing a member of the...

The parrot

A guy walks into a bar. He sees a parrot dancing on a cake tin. He asks the...

Q: What happens...

Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally? A: It gets 'toad'.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

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