The chief of the tribe ruled against the cowboy for killing a member of the tribe. The chief states "You're granted a last request"
The cowboy responds "Let me send my horse out and kill me when he returns"
Chief signals for the horse and the cowboy whispered into its ear. The horse runs off.
The following day the horse returns with a cart full of ladies of the night. There was much celebration.
The chief asked the cowboy "Why?"
The cowboy responds "Bring me my horse"
The chief signals for the horse.
The cowboy walks to the side of the horse and kicks it square in the nuts.
Cowboy yells
"Stupid! I said posse, not pussy."
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