Ole was hunting geese in Northern Wisconsin. He leaned his old 12 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his dog knocked the gun over, it went off, and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 shot into the groin.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he came to and there was his ER doctor, Sven.
"Vell Ole, I got some good noos and some bad noos. Da good noos is dat you’re going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere vas very little internal bleeding, and I vas able to remove all da BB's. "
"What's the bad news?", asks Ole.
"The bad noos is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, she's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
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