RATS!

Miss Lippy, a first grade teacher, decides on an introductory spelling exercise for her students; during which, she would ask them to provide her a word that begins a given letter of the alphabet. Beginning with the first letter of the alphabet, the teacher asked her class, “What word starts with the letter ‘A’?”. Immediately, Johnny (who was well-known for his use of foul language) raised his hand, with a mischievous smirk. “Of course, I know he’ll say ‘asshole’,” thought Miss Lippy. “I’ll call on Jane.” Jane, being the polite, intelligent student that she was, answered “Apple!” “Well Done! Now, who can give me a word that begins with the letter ‘B’?” Miss Lippy asked. Without hesitation, Jonny raised his hand; and again, he was passed over. “He’s sure to say ‘bitch,” thought his instructor. “Glenn, what do you think?” Miss Lippy questioned. “Beetle!” shouted Glenn. “Very good!” exclaimed his teacher.
As the exercise continued with Miss Lippy’s supply of each successive letter, so too did the pattern of Jonny’s eagerness to answer. It wasn’t until the letter “R” that Miss Lippy even considered calling on the foul-mouthed first-grader. For each proceeding letter, Miss Lippy could imagine the curse word or vulgarity sure to be at the forefront of Johnny’s mind. So, against her better judgment, Miss Lippy cautiously called, “Yes, Johnny?” to which he replied, “RATS!”. “Rats?” Miss Lippy replied in hopeful relief. “Yeah, Rats!” yelled Johnny “… With big fucking dicks this big!”, he screamed, extending his arms to their widest limit.