A guy walks into a bar. He sees a parrot dancing on a cake tin. He asks the bartender
whats up with the parrot. The bartender says the parroit is for sale and he will dance for you.
The man buys the parrot and off he goes. After a few hours the man comes back to the bar, very frustated.
He says:" This fucking parrot won't stop dancing!. How do I make him stop?!" The bartender calmly
tells him: "Blow out the candle in the cake tin"
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