Quotes from the mind of Mr. Rogers

1) You know what, I don't give a rat's be-hind about whether
you're my neighbor or not. I STILL HATE YOU.


2) Where's the exterminator? I've got a friggin world of puppets
in my wall, and nobody's noticed a darn thing.


3) You know what? This neighborhood sucks. I don't care what my
lines say, this neighborhood still sucks.


4) Yo, costume man! Screw you, and give me a better closet. I AM
SICK OF STUPID SWEATERS AND COATS.


5) Ah, never mind with the exterminator. He ain't coming. I'm
going in that little hole in the wall to see what kind of hades
those puppets have made in my home.


6) I told the director I don't like fish. What does he give me?
A huge tank of 'em.


7) Two words: SCREW LOAFERS


8) What's a guy gotta do to get his mail? The stupid mailman
only comes around every two friggin years.


9) Holy mackeral, those hades-raisers have built a whole darn
puppet castle in my house.


10) That's it, I'm blowing up the house. Whether I'm gonna be in
it or not depends on what the director says: Go ahead and kill
myself, I kill myself. Don't kill myself, and I kill myself.