The Top 20 Books Written for Children of Liberals

20> Willy Wonka and the American-Job-Stealing, Child-Exploiting Overseas Chocolate Factory


19> Father-in-a-Nontraditional-Role Goose


18> Green Eggs, Ham and Guv'mint Cheese


17> How the Grinch Stole Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, the Winter Solstice or Your Preferred Non-Denominational, Politically Correct December Holiday


16> If Bullshit Could Fly


15> PETA and the Wolf


14> The Leonine American, the Alternative-Religion Practitioner and the Animal-Products-Free Wardrobe


13> Delirious George and the Stolen Election


12> The Fascist Republicans Stole My Cheese and Gave It to the Top 1% of the Wealthy


11> Where the Wild Things Are: A Night at the Kennedy Compound


10> The Little Boy Who Cried "Imminent Threat"


9> Mister Kucinich Eats All His Spinach!


8> The Berenstain Bears Go to California for Uncle Bear's Wedding to Life-Partner Buford Bear


7> Nancy Drew and the Disappearing Weapons of Mass Destruction


6> Al Gore's Pop-Up Book of Chads


5> You're a Neo-Nazi Skinhead, Charlie Brown!


4> One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Mercury-Poisoned Fish Caught in an Illegal Tuna Net by an Evil Global Corporation


3> Babar Becomes a Piano!


2> George and the Giant Deficit


1> Heather Has Two Daddies, Three Mommies, Four Aunts Who Used to Be Uncles, a Leather-Clad Grandma and Several Cousins of Indeterminate Gender and/or Sexual Orientation


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