Their chief says: "I will give you one chance to stay alive. Go out in the djungle, bring back one piece of fruit."
"Yeah alrigt" say the guys. "That should be easy enough."
They walk into the djungle and soon split into different directions.
A while later the first guy returns with a little berry.
The chief says: "Now for me to let you live you must insert that fruit into your ass without laughing."
Guy is being threatened with death so he does as he is being told. Almost halfway in he sees the second guy and bursts out laughing, tears in his eyes.
Chief asks: "What is so funny? Now you will die!"
Guy says: "It's not because of that little berry! I laugh because my mate is returning with a coconut!"
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