City man starts a farm

A city man moves to the country to start a farm. He goes to town and buys some animals.

First, he buys a rooster, but the lady tells him "Around these parts we call it a cock."

Next, he buys a young hen, but the lady tells him, "Around these parts we call them a pullet."

Finally, he needs to buy a donkey. The lady says, "Only got one left, and he's kinda funny, if he stops moving, you have to scratch behind his ears in order to get him going, and around these parts we call a donkey an ass."

Having gotten his starter animals, the man rides the donkey down the road holding a chicken in each hand. About a mile from home, the donkey stops. He can't scratch the donkey, because he has to hold the chickens, so he just waits, for hours.

Finally, after three hours a young girl comes walking down the road with her father. Exited to finally see somebody the man shouts "Hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass!"