...looked into an alley and saw two dogs getting it on.
Johnny asks his mother, "Mom, what are they doing?"
His Mom, extremely flustered at this point, says, "Uhhh, you see the dog on top, honey? He's just sick so his friend at the bottom is carrying him around."
Johnny remains silent, and continues to do so all the way home, while his mother is conflicted about her little Johnny's innocence, so she finally turns and asks him, "So, what did we learn today, dearie?"
Johnny replies, "Don't ever carry someone on your back or they'll just stick it up your ass."
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