TV Anchor to a Shapherd: "What do you feed your goat?"
Shepherd: "Which one, the black or the white?"
Anchor: "hmm! The black one"
Shepherd: "Grass"
Anchor: "And the white one?"
Shepherd: "Also Grass"
Anchor: "How do you bathe them?"
Shepherd: "Which one, the black or the white?"
Anchor: "The black one"
Shepherd: "With water"
Anchor: "And the white one?"
Shepherd: "Also with water"
Anchor: "Where do you house them?"
Shepherd: "Which one, the black or the white?"
Anchor: "The black one"
Shepherd: "In the large barn"
Anchor: "And the white one?"
Shepherd: "Also in the large barn"
Anchor: "Moron, If you treat them both the same way, why do you keep asking me which one, the black or white?"
Shepherd: "Because the white goat is mine."
Anchor: "And the black one?
Shepherd: "That is also mine"
EDIT: Shapherd -> Shepherd
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