TV Anchor and A Shapherd

TV Anchor to a Shapherd: "What do you feed your goat?"

Shepherd: "Which one, the black or the white?"

Anchor: "hmm! The black one"

Shepherd: "Grass"

Anchor: "And the white one?"

Shepherd: "Also Grass"

Anchor: "How do you bathe them?"

Shepherd: "Which one, the black or the white?"

Anchor: "The black one"

Shepherd: "With water"

Anchor: "And the white one?"

Shepherd: "Also with water"

Anchor: "Where do you house them?"

Shepherd: "Which one, the black or the white?"

Anchor: "The black one"

Shepherd: "In the large barn"

Anchor: "And the white one?"

Shepherd: "Also in the large barn"

Anchor: "Moron, If you treat them both the same way, why do you keep asking me which one, the black or white?"

Shepherd: "Because the white goat is mine."

Anchor: "And the black one?

Shepherd: "That is also mine"

EDIT: Shapherd -> Shepherd

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