Two friends were hiking and came upon a big hole in the ground. One guy picks up a rock and tosses it into the hole and stands listening for the rock to hit bottom. Slam!
He turns to the other guy and says "That must be a deep hole... let's throw a bigger rock in there and listen for it to hit bottom." The men find a bigger rock and both pick it up and drags it to the hole and drop it in. They listened for some time and.... Slam!
Again, they agree that this must be one deep hole and maybe they should throw something even bigger into it. One man spots a big log nearby. They pick it up, grunting and groaning, and throw it to the hole, listening intently...... Slam!
All of a sudden, a goat comes out of the woods, running like the wind, and flies past the men and jumps straight into the hole. The friends are astounded.
Tired of their hike, they walk back through the woods, and a little later meet an old farmer who asks the men if they had seen a goat. One man tells the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessed of the goat running out of the woods, and run and leap into the big hole. He asks the farmer if this could've been his goat.
The old farmer says "Naw, that can't be my goat, it was tied to a big log."
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