It's St. Paddy's Day in a small Irish town. Everyone is celebrating and laughing, as happy as they can be. Except for one man, alone in a pub, face in is hands. The bartender, seeing his distress, walks down and says, "What's the matter, lad? It's St. Paddy's Day, everyone in Ireland should be celebratin'!" The man looks up and asks, "Do you know who I am?" The bartender shakes his head. The man looks out the window and says, "I built the seawalls and docks that allow us to trade and travel. Cut the stone and timber myself. Took me nearly ten years. Do they call me MacGillicutty the Builder? No." He pauses a moment, then asks the bartender, " Do you see that ship, out beyond the seawalls and docks? That's my ship, the Bonnie Mary. I built her myself, with my own two hands. Then I sailed her to China and back again. Took me another ten years. But do they call me MacGillicutty the Seafarer? No." He pauses, takes a long sip of whisky, looks the bartender in the eye, and exclaims, "But you fuck one little goat and you've got a title for life!"
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