He sits down and orders a beer and starts talking with a rather sad looking Scotsman sitting next to him, named Duncan.
"Look around the bar," he says, "I built this bar with my own hands. It took me three whole years to build this bar, I poured my sweat into it , but does anyone call me Duncan the bar builder? No they don't."
He took a long drink from his beer and continued, "Look around the bar at all the heads mounted on the wall. I've hunted game on 3 continents, I've killed everything from deer , to bears, even an elephant, but does anyone call me Duncan the hunter? Not one damn time. "
He stood up and walked to the window , "Look out there, my farm stretches as far as you can see, I've got crops and livestock , the finest in all of Scotland , but no one calls me Duncan the farmer, no. "
Finally, he looks back at the tourist, sighs, and finishes, "but you fuck just ONE goat..."
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