I was in Ireland the other month and decided to stop by a pub. I walked in and the bar tender says to me
"You see this pub here? I built it with my own two hands... Brick by brick i layed apon eachother untill it was finished. But do they call me james the pub builder?... no..."
He points to a wall outside and says "you see that wall there? I built that wall with my own two hands... stone by stone i layed apon eachother untill it was finished. But do they call me james the wall builder?... no..."
He then pointed past the wall to a small house and said "you see that house there? I built it with my own two hands. Plank by plank i layed apon eachother untill it was finished. But do they call me james the house builder?... no... but you fuck one goat..."
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