Who wanna merry me?


Yung lady hears a door bell. She comes to the door and asks who
it is.
"Hello?" from behind the door. "I heard that you're lookin for a
man."
"Oh, yes. Please come in", lady says.
She opens the door, there stands a young man in very poor clothe.
"Sorry, i don't like you", she slams the door.


In few hours she hears another door bell.
"Hello?" voise from behind the door.
"Hello!" she opens the door.
There stands an old fat guy, but rich.
"Sorry, you're not my tipe" she close the door.


In an hour another door bell.
"Hello? I heard you're looking for a sexy & rich guys. I'm one
of them."
She opens the door and see guy with.out arms and legs.
"Sorry, I can't have children with you, you're handicape." she
says
"Well, how do you think I rang the door bell?"

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