Five Reasons Why Santa must be a Woman...
1. First of all, Santa "remembers" it's Christmas.
2. A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice.
3. Only a woman would come up with a silly red pantsuit
and matching belt to boot!
4. No guy would ever name his animals Rudouph, Dancer,
Prancer, Glizten, etc.. Sissy names....
5. Nobody has ever seen Santa leaking off a roof...
Despite the closet full of red coats with big black belts,
*still* insists she has nothing to wear on Christmas Eve.
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