Trump and Hillary are having dinner with a wizard

The wizard welcomes them into his home with a warning. "Be careful what you say here, my house is enchanted and words have power."

Hillary: "I assume that's the sexist media talking"
Trump: "Don't say that! To assume makes an ass out of u and me!"

Sure enough, the nice, friendly Hillary and Trump were instantly transformed into ass-ier versions of themselves.

Wizard: "What did I tell you? Be more careful with what you say!"
Trump: "Screw being careful. Screw political correctness. I can't believe you consume that PC crap."
Hillary: "Don't say that! To consume makes a con out of u n me!"

Sure enough, whatever remained of the two was now certainly gone, and both were half-ass and half-con.

Trump and Hillary: "Well wizard, I presume you're going to say you told us so?
Wizard: "DON'T SAY THAT!!"













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(That's the first joke I've wrote, if you think the punchline is okay maybe you can help me find a better way to write it.)