A couple married for 10 years have had a great number of children.They of course were very happy with them but each time they've tried to have sex, invariably someone would interrupt.So one evening they devised a plan.At dinner when the whole family would sit down to eat, they will warn the kids not to get off the table, the mother will excuse herself for not feeling well and the father would then go over to 'check' her.
So they did, the family sat down and the father says to them "Kids, whoever gets off the table before finishing up dinner, shall be punished." They began to eat and the mother after complaining of a headache, stands and goes to the bedroom.After a minute the father excuses hismself to check on Mom, and does the same.At one point one of the kids gets curious and heads over to investigate.When he approaches the bedroom he's able to see mom and dad having sex through the keyhole.He dashes right back to the dining room and exclaims panically:
"Guys, do not get off the table, whoever does, Dad is f*cking in the ass! "
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