When the early explorers came to the Caribbean, one of the first ships encountered a huge storm and went down. Only the captain, the first mate, and the bosun survived.
Unfortunately they were also immediately captured by the cannibalistic indigenous tribe, the "Caribs". They were told that if they could pass the test then they wouldn't be eaten the next day. The first step of the test was to go out into the forest and collect 10 identical fruits and return with them.
They all go out into the forest and the first to return is the bosun who arrives with 10 orange-sized native fruits. The chief of the tribe explains that the next part of the test is that they will shove the fruits up his ass one at a time. If he flinches or makes a sound at all, he will be eaten. So they start off shoving the fruits up his ass. One, two, then... err... he flinches.
The Caribs put him in the cage, he's breakfast tomorrow morning.
The next to return is the first mate who arrives with 10 small white berries. The chief again explains the second part of the test and they begin. One, two... eight, nine - At which point the first mate starts to laugh hysterically. The Caribs are confused, but nevertheless they throw him in the cage to be lunch the next day.
When he gets into the cage, the bosun says, "what the hell? You were so close! How could you start laughing at a time like that?"
"I know, I know" says the first mate, "I just couldn't help myself when I saw the captain coming back with his arms full of pineapples"
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