At the gates of heaven St. Peter greets them and tells them to stand in row for a short examination.
To the first nun he tells. "You have done nothing but good and served the lord well. However! You once gave a man a handjob. Not a big problem but sonce you were a nun, you were not allowed to. Here, come and wash your hands in the holy water and you will be clean to enter heaven."
Now suddenly the other nuns start to fight. Pushing and pulling happens. "What are you doing!?" asks St.Peter.
"Well I'm not going to wash my mouth with the water this bitch has cleaned her ass with!!"
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