10. Say Christina Aguilera can whup her ass any day9. Lay her for free (Sorry, that's something that'll automatically get you IN to a Britney Spears concert)8. Try to pass yourself off as the opening act7. Make fun of Justin Timberlake6. Give her a wedgie5. Pass around pictures of her when she was in the Mickey Mouse Club4. Have legitimate proof that she got breast implants3. Bust her lip-synching2. Point out that her initials are BS1. Wait a minute...why the hell would anyone want to go to a Britney Spears concert in the first place?
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